No One Mourns a Hacker!
Audience:
Bla bla bla bla…
Hapori Dume:
(Raises his fist and a jet of fire bursts from the ground)
Audience:
Dume:
(Raises his fist and a jet of steam bursts from the ground)
Audience:
Dume:
(*Raises his fist and all of the Makuta except for Spinirah, Gorast, and Krika randomly appear and start to do all sorts of vandalism)
(Suddenly, ballroom music starts playing and the Makuta and their twisted master scatter like the bugs they are.)
Vezok and Zen Jorra:
(Walk on to the stage)
Members of BAW:
(Walk on the stage)
(Vezok and Zen Jorra waltz to a small pedestal labeled “HACKER” Vezok steps onto it and turns into an ice statue)
Artemis Fowl:
(Walks towards the pedestal carrying a lily)
(The BZPower Administrators poor onto the streets around the pedestal, pushing Artemis out of the way)
BZPower Administrators:
(singing) Greg F! He's dead!
Vezok the hack is dead!
The evilest hack there ever was
The enemy of all Bionicles
Is Dead!
Greg F!
Greg F!
Admin:
(spoken) Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!
Admin:
Who? AH! Never mind! It-It's Dume!
Dume:
(spoken) Bionicles:
(sung) Let us be glad
Let us be grateful
Let us rejoice that I and Vezon could subdue
The evil workings of you-know-who
Isn't it nice to know
That good will conquer evil?
The truth we all believe and of course, my
artillery
For you and -
Artemis:
*lays his lily on Vezok’s grave*
Admin:
No one mourns a hacker!
Admin:
No one cries "They won't return!"
BZPower Administrators:
No one lays a lily on their grave!
Admin:
The good man scorns the Wicked!
Admin:
Through their lives, matoran learn
Administrators:
What we miss, when we misbehave:
Zen Jorra:
And Greg F. knows
A hacker's life is lonely
Greg F. knows
A hacker dies alone
It just shows when you’re a hacker
You're left only
On your own
Members of BAW:
(staring at Dume)
Yes, Greg F. knows
The Evil's lives are lonely
Greg F. knows
The Wicked die alone
Nothing grows for a hacker
They reap only
What they've sown
Zen Jorra:
(Pushes Dume out of the way)
(spoken) Are people born Hackers? Or do they have
Hackerdome thrust upon them? After all, he had
a father. He had a mother, as few can claim:
(Everyone clears the stage and Spinirah and Gorast walk on.)
Spinirah:
How I hate to go and leave you lonely
Gorast:
That's alright - it's only just one night
Spinirah:
But know that you're here in my heart
While I'm out of your sight
Zen Jorra:
(spoken)
And like every family - they had their enemies…
(Gorast and Spinirah leave the stage as TSO enters.)
The Shadowed One:
We should really thank, that noob Spinirah
For making Hunters out of the Skadki…
So lets wait for his child, at the Klakk station
And we'll have ourselves a small vacation!
Take any of these baby Skadki
And follow me down:
Zen Jorra:
(spoken) And of course, from the moment he was born,
he was - well - different
(Gorast and Spinirah re-enter the stage and TSO leaves. A Klaak arrives, drops of a small bundle, and leaves. Dume wanders on to the stage, and curiously glances at Gorast)
Gorast:
It's arraived!
Spinirah:
Now?
Gorast:
Our baby's arrived!
Spinirah
But how…
Dume: I am invisible! (Drops to the ground)
Gorast:
I see some blue…
Give that a whirl!
It's a healthy, perfect,
Lovely, little -
Spinirah:
(spoken) Sweet Greg!
Gorast
(spoken) What is it? What's wrong?
(gasps) How can it be?
Spinirah:
Can it be true?
Gorast:
It's atrocious!
Spinirah:
It's to creud!
Both:
Like freaks Takadox and Tarix,
The baby is unnaturally-
Blue!
Dume:
(spoken) (Wispers into Spinirah’s ear) Take it away
Spinirah: Take it away!
Zen Jorra:
(spoken) So you see - it couldn't have been easy!
Administrators:
(Push Zen Jorra of the podium)
No one mourns a Hacker!
Now at last, he's dead and gone!
Now at last, there's joy throughout the land!
(Glare at Members of BAW) And Greg F. knows
Members of BAW:
We know who greg F. is!
Administrators:
(
) Goodness knows
A hacker dies alone!
Zen Jorra:
He died alone:
Administrators:
And to those
Who spurn who Greg F. is,
They are banned!
No one mourns a Hacker!
Zen Jorra, Trakvan, Artemis, and Skullkid:
Not us!
Administrators:
No one mourns a Hacker!
Zen Jorra, Trakvan, Artemis, and Skullkid:
Not us!
Administrators:
No one mourns a-
The Spectral Mask:
(snaps)
Vezok:
(Comes to life and looks around, confused.)
Administrators:
-Hacker!
Hacker!
Vezok:
(Speads his arms and laughs hysterically)
Administrators:
Hacker!
