Getcha' LOLs Here!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Yes, it is French. They do everything backwards.

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Thu Oct 29, 2009 10:50 pm

...

?

Oh, I see.

A

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Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

**Saint Vahanian** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:09 am

well, i can be borderline retarded at some times.

Sykura, i miss you like a retard misses a point

~C

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I'm pineapple fresh's sniper

Bet cha didnt know, but snipers get more head

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:17 am

...

Ugh...

>,<

XD

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Caon wrote:

Sykura, i miss you like a retard misses a point

Dun get it.

I don't know what's happening in this country. You've got school children dressing like whores and whores dressing like school children. It's a nightmare - you don't know whether to carry sweets or money.

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:41 am

XD

Arg...

Insulting the Americans?

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

**Saint Vahanian** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:53 am

i vote both

then you have the best of both worlds

and god i hope that was a pun about the i dont get it, otherwise, im gonna reconsider this friendship

~C

_________________

I'm pineapple fresh's sniper

Bet cha didnt know, but snipers get more head

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

No. But I can if you want me to.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

And yes Caon, I do get it.

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Vahanian** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:56 am

thats horrid

Another statistic shows that 1 in every 49.5 people is an amputee.

a quick q;
If a schizophrenic person threatens to commit suicide is it a hostage situation?

and

Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."

_________________

I'm pineapple fresh's sniper

Bet cha didnt know, but snipers get more head

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Quote:
If a schizophrenic person threatens to commit suicide is it a hostage situation?

I suppose that depends on whether both parties are inclined.

What's (buffering 21%) the (buffering 45%) best way (buffering 69%) to lose (buffering 86%) a (buffering 100%) hard-on?

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Vahanian** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:59 am

watch 2 girls 1 cup

OR

gay pron

guarantied boner shrinkers

unless your into that

~C

_________________

I'm pineapple fresh's sniper

Bet cha didnt know, but snipers get more head

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Caon wrote:

watch 2 girls 1 cup

A friend of mine showed it to me. >>

"Oh, hey come look at these two fit lesbians."

"Hmm, that's pretty nic-- HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY DOING!?" *Vomits while friend cackles in the background*

And no, I am not into gay porn.

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:14 am

....

>,<

Two girls one cup?

With the...

>,<

Eyuck.

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Wrong topic. =P

Fixed. ~Arty

And, if you have sex with a prostitute without her permission, is it rape... or shoplifting?

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:17 am

Fixed...

And...

Both?

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

I don't know. Either way, free sex. Win win situation.

You've seen it? And your twelve? What did you say to me yesterday?

A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!"

She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!"

This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!"

"That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed. "Oh shit. It's started."

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:34 am

XD

Good joke, again.

...

However, as for SEEING 2 girls 1 cup...

Eh...

No.

Thankfully.

I've heard what is, though...

There were some pretty vivid descriptions...

Surprised

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Do not watch it if you want to retain your sanity. But if your are into that kind of thing, I can show you a website. My friends have a habit of putting disgusting things on my computer when I am out of the room. <_<

Anyway, this is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995.

Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED By THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTERMEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 2:12 am

XD

That was a good one, but I've heard it before.

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

**Saint Vahanian** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:31 am

If a man argues in the woods and he is alone- is his wife STILL right ?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told that bitch twice!

Being dyslexic has drawbacks.I once went to a toga party dressed as a goat

Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

_________________

I'm pineapple fresh's sniper

Bet cha didnt know, but snipers get more head

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

I went for a job interview as a blacksmith the other day. I was asked, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"

I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."

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What's the biggest cause of paedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids.

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I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki.

It is just an abbreviation -- the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot or a Frenchman a Cunt.

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Explosion at a pie factory in Huddersfield.

3.14159265 dead.

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I had a German plumber round the other day to fix my shower.

He accidentally connected the gas supply to the water supply.

I guess old habits die hard.

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My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex.
Just this morning she asked, "Is that the best you can do?"

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Lady in labour, shouting the usual shit, "Get this out of me! Give me the drugs!" She turns to her boyfriend and says, "You did this to me, you fucker!"

He casually replies, "If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse, but you said, 'fuck off it'll be too painful.'"

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A man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
The man says, "This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache."
His wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
The man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

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What does a bible and a penis have in common ?

Both get shoved down your throat by a Priest

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I lost my virginity to a retarded girl last night... I wanted my first time to be special.

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Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you are a paedophile, but you just haven't met the right child yet?

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You know you've got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.

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A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.

When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:53 pm

XD

Geez...

Overload there.

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

I witnessed a classic moment today.

I saw a man in a wheelchair wait outside the disabled toilet cubicle, obviously getting pissed off that someone was in there. Eventually, out came a perfectly able bodied man walking upright. The man in the wheelchair didn't let it go and said

"Hang on there mate, that sign says 'disabled toilets' an you're not disabled"
"But I'm dyslexic"
"That's not excuse, you can stand up and piss like most other blokes can"
"That's not what I meant. I couldn't read the fucking sign"

I must remember to use that sometime.

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John was sat at the bar having a pint when in walks the local thug, who proceeds to hit him to the floor and say; “that was a karate chop from Korea”

John gets up and carries on drinking, then the thug comes over and kicks him to the floor, saying; “that’s a fly kick from Japan”

Again john gets up and continues with his pint.

Pissed off, the thug grabs John by the shoulder leaving him unable to move, the thug says; “that’s the sleeper hold from China” “now get out.”

John leaves, only to return and smack the thug across the head, saying to the barman; “when that cunt comes around, tell him that was a crowbar from B&Q”

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I started school last week and in the first class of the day i met this beautiful girl that i knew i had to get to know better. So we got talking I got her name and asked to meet up with her after school. We met up, went for a walk in a nice secluded area and ended up having the best sex ever!

Few days later I met a different girl and the same thing happened again, and now I'm not sure what to do.

But I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to give them both As on their homework

----

Did you hear about the woman run over by a motorcycle?

Police are still trying to work out why a motorcycle ran through a kitchen.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

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When I visited the psychiatrist last week he asked me to say the first thing that came into my head.

Apparently "Father Josephs cock" was not an appropriate answer.

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:25 pm

...

XD

Okay, as funny as these may be...

I still have to enforce order in mah forum.

Try to make them a little more... child-friendly...

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Child friendly? Okay then...

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Me. I kill you!"

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:27 pm

XD

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation. This was affecting marital relations with his wife so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem.

In response the doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself".

On the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horny and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board.

After a few minutes 'slap and tickle', they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to come. Following doctor's orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?"

The man answered, "Just great, arsehole...when I fired the pistol my wife shat on my face, bit three inches off my dick and my neighbour came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!"

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:01 pm

XD

Ugh....

Well, that's interesting.

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

My wife had a job interview for a camera store the other day,

Before she left, she knew I'd have a joke lined up, and said, "please don't give me any of your silly puns like, you're a snappy dresser, or it'll be over in a flash..."

So I punched her in the face, and said "that bruise should develop in an hour, and if you interrupt my jokes again, well, you get the picture..."

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Sat Oct 31, 2009 5:35 pm

XD

Abusive, but clever.

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, they fell asleep, awakening around 8pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.

"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having sex all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!"

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Sat Oct 31, 2009 8:09 pm

XD

Ah.

That...

Is clever.

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Did you hear about that new emo website? It's called www.emo.com/wrists

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When I look at an emo I don't see one person, I see two people.

Two dissapointed parents.

----

Emo cake.

The cake that cuts itself.

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:46 pm

XD

I get it.

The first one is clever.

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Two scientists decide to have a competition.

They walk into a bar and the first scientist says, "I'll have a glass of H₂O please."

The barman gives it to him and he drinks it.

The second scientist says, "I'll have a glass of H₂O, too."

The barman gives it to him and he drinks it.

Needless to say, the first scientist won.

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Sun Nov 01, 2009 4:58 pm

???

WAHT?

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

H₂O₂ is hydrogen peroxide, which is basically bleach. It is used as a disinfectant, antiseptic and an oxidizer.

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I ran over James Blunt the other day.

I was testing out my new 'TwatNav'.

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Sun Nov 01, 2009 5:43 pm

XD

Ah.

Now I get it.

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

A little girl asks her mum if women have changeable parts.

"Off course they don't." replies the mother.

"Well, daddy says he's going to screw the arse off the girl next door!"

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Mon Nov 02, 2009 8:00 pm

XD

...

Erghh...

Keep it a little less... you know...

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

The Spectral Mask · Posts: 482 Join date: 2009-06-29 Age: 12 Location: CSWWS

Kid: Hey, can your mom drive me to school.

Friend: Yeah, she always drives me. Don't you take the bus?

Kid: Yeah, but it crashed on my street.

Friend: Why doesn't your dad drive you?

Kid: He's the one who crashed into the bus.

_________________

Quote:

Infinent imperfection imperfection is all that exists.

~ Me

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Wed Nov 04, 2009 8:27 pm

XD

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Girl: Hey, let's double dutch!

Girl2: But I'm HUNGRY!!!! [/whine]

Girl: Fine, we can stop at Double Dutchess.
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A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

I got talking to my Muslim neighbour for the first time today and when we exchanged names, he told me that he was offended because my Christian name (Clark) is popular in America.
So, I promised him that I would change my name by Deedpoll as a mark of respect.

I can't wait to tell him that I am now called Chris P. Bacon.

~Sykura

_________________
I would've married you in Vegas,
Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
Couldn't make it any more obvious,

Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:53 pm

???

Erm...

No understande.

A

_________________

Howdy, it's Laberge, Celebratin' a Pendragon surge!
Come play with me, and you will surely see,
How fun RPGS are; WHEE!

~Veego here, nothing to fear, everything's under control.~
~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!

Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Muslims do not eat pork products.

~Sykura

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**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:55 pm

...

*Pfff*

...

*Pfffffffffffffb!*

*HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!*

Wow.

Tad racial, though...

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Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Not really --- There is white Muslims. The majority, however, are black.

~Sykura

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Had you given me the chance to say "I do",
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Could you?
Be any more obvious,
Could you?

**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:01 pm

...

???

And that had to do with what?

I'm saying it was racist to the Religion.

Ironically, I'm Atheist.

However, do have some respect for other religions, and don't make fun of them.

That's my two cents.

*Tosses in a coin*

A

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Leechy · Posts: 450 Join date: 2009-06-28 Age: 16 Location: UK

Religion, racism -- Two completly different things. You wasn't very clear about it.

~Sykura

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**Saint Daiyn** · Subject: Re: Getcha' LOLs Here! Thu Nov 05, 2009 8:22 pm

XD

Did I mention I detest bad grammar?

A

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~Every little bit, don't have a fit,~
~Just bet your entire bankroll!~

AND HAVE THE BEST DAY EVER!